why?

Why?

Why people never come to be meeting without being late?

Why people never prepare their data before the meeting?

Why people never execute their own action item before they come to meeting?

Why people never follow the meeting agenda?

Why people never stick to the meeting agenda(may be there's none)?

Why people always talk a lot of craps during meeting but become so quiet when some big guy joined the meeting? 

why? why? why???

还是酱。。。

最近high yap 西北勤劳的更新他的部落格。。。林伯在博客界里身为他的前辈，岂能比他 lele...?? bok ko leng!! 跟他拼了!!

昨天闲着没事做，翻阅了自己以前的post，想起当初写部落格的目的。。。就是想利用这个空间去磨练下自己的文笔。非常有自知之明的我，认为自己当年的华文和英文书写能力真的是有待改善。。所以我的“作品”是穿插在两种语言之间。。。有时还有马来语tim! (一次就放弃了)

经过接近四年和一百多个post 后。。。发现。。这几年来的“努力”果然是。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。白费了。。

Mr Me...

Have you every find yourself caught in this kind of situation?

A group of ppl was having dinner in a restaurent with a Visitors from US headquarters.. some 1 tried to break the ice by beginning a topic..

Some1 :"So John... heard that you like dogs.. is it true."

John : "ya.. that's right.. i actually have 2 dogs. It's a BD gift for my daugther but end up im the one who is taking care of it now.. but i enjoy it so much"

Mr Me:"Icic... talk about dog.. i had a very bad experience with dog.. i remember when i was small... i .. yada yada.. yada..."

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Some2 : "John, do you like spicy food? "

John :"well... not so much. But it depends on how it is prepared. I can handle hot source and tobasco source .. but nothing more that that."

Mr Me: "Icic, talk about spicy food. I actually can stand very spicy food.. i can eat raw chili without a sweat ... some more... yada yada yada......."

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Some 3: "btw, how you find the traffic condition here in Malaysia"

John: "Oh well... i can never dare to drive here.. because i am trained to drive properly.."

(hahahahaha)

Mr Me: "haha, but then i remember last time when i was in Taiwan, the drivers there are really nuts.. yada... yada... yada......"

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^&*(&)^*&)(%*!! i mean... what is wrong with this Mr. Me... how he manage to squeeze himself into the center of every discussion?

Im annoyed but yet impressed...

"领" Ye~

Fee : "halo, 么事?"

XXX：“ooi, 有无去XX家姐ge婚礼?”

Fee：“有gua... 做么le?”

XXX：“你包几多?”

Fee:“哇。。。lei个问题好深。。”

XXX:“妈hai, 上次边个边个结婚，我无去都要五十蚊，呢次又来ye..”

Fee:"我上次都包八十啦，不过我有去啦。。。。"

XXX：“gam呢次几多?”

Fee :"你几多我几多罗"

XXX：“五十蚊好似太少，一百好似太多”

Fee : "75 罗~"

XXX：“75 好似吾好意头。。。。78好似吾错。。”

Fee:"OK lo... 就gam决定"

XXX：“我地两个一样，好似吾是几好”

Fee:"nia sing... gam一个78，一个88 罗。。。。。我78。"

XXX：“妈hai 呀”

Fee：“我上个月80，yi家又八十，一个月没到就160唑。。。。好烂伤”

XXX：“ok la, 到时算啦。。。。”

Fee:"我地真是肉酸。。哈哈哈哈!!"

XXX：“没变。。穷hai是gam ge..”