Meet The Parents

yeap, finally made up my mind and decided to pay my gf's hometown a visit in the next few days. I've been seeing my gf for more than 1 1/2 years, what took me so long to visit her hometown? well... she lives in the northest part of Malaysia, Perlis, hope this could explain everything~ haha

i have to spend 10 hours in the bus before i could reach there... gosh! this must be killing me, 10 hours? what im goin to do there? is not like have a bunch of hot "bus" attendance walking around pouring coffee? what if i need to pee? is there anyplace for me to do that in the bus? What a tuff test huh? two thumbs up for those home sickers who often go back to thier hometown.

Erm, i hope everything can goes fine in Perlis.. coz i dun 1 to have the same experience with Gaylord Focker. I certainly do not hope that kathy's dad is a retired CIA agent. Perlis... here i come!!!

Unrelated posting

Few years ago,if some body throw me this kind of qs" which one is ur favourate book", "who is your favourate writter"... i would definately give this answer with pride " no, i dun spend time on books","who cares about the writters?". well... if u ask me the same thing again now... i would answer u "i haven't been reading enuff", "i know too little to decide".

The previous paragraph explained my weak command of english and chinese. I regret for not learning my mother tougue properly, and did not to brush up my English as well. But is always never too late for anything, im trying to make some changes about it, and hope the outcome can be positive.

Again... like few of my previous post, the introduction is not related to the topic again~ haha

This post is for all the " Guai lin" Uncle and Aunty living in Bkt Beruang. Apparently, one of them posted a comment about the student of MMU who live in their neighbourhood on berita harian. Ok, i agree about most of the things the author mentioned, some of the students here do not have a good sense about trash management, but the students are not the only majority who live here right? what about the rubbish produced by the restaurent and mamak? i belive ppls staying in Bkt Beruang is pretty much aware of the condition in all the mamak stalls and restaurent, why they can stay out of this?

And what about those residents who like to burn their trash? is that an appropriate way to deal with it?Poluting the air and adding heat to the volcano-like weather of melaka is fine for you? I just wanna remind u that, we, students do not live here alone, You are part of the community and there fore part of the problem. Dun just point your finger toward others when problem comes...

and btw.... what a nice view from the above sky... taken infront of my house. where's my house? in the stinging bukit beruang.
again... nothing related with this.

一男一女一种戏。

最近流行热血青年的故事。。。所以，这篇也是描写一名热血青年的故事。
本故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，实属巧合。

一名年青的导演,谢好日，经常在自己电影里表达对社会的不满。虽然他的作品并不多，可是每一部作品的内容都满的引人思考的，甚至有观众看后也改变了自己的价值观。此时的社会正处于一个非常迷糊的状况。。。人们对时事漠不关心，象牙塔里培养的是一群不会独立思考的学者。 他的出现，仿佛为这悲哀的现像带来新希望。为了表扬他的公德，他因而获颁奥斯卡最热血导演奖。恭喜恭喜！！

得奖后，好日导演发想掘更多象他一样热血沸腾的青年，希望他们可以言行一致(与其在只在论坛上一直发表伟论)的对社会做出贡献。于是导演就在网上公开为他将开拍的戏公开征稿, 好让让网上的热血同志们可以发挥他们“搞屎” 的才华。

为了不为难大众，好日导演只要求投稿者编一场戏，一场描绘一对情侣为了一件小事情出现严重的分歧，争辩一番后最终闹翻收场。
事后，
女的躲在房里，委屈的哭着
男的干林depressed，约了兄弟们出来谈心事。
好日导演希望大家能编出那伙男孩在谈心时的情节。

于是在特定的时间里有500分搞交了上来。。
经过一番筛选后，终于选出一个满不错的。。。。在此跟大家分享一下。。
(以上都不是重点)


人物= 苦男孩A，苦男孩B，和苦男孩C
地点= 某某MAMAK档。

A：“怎么啦，又和货(释音为“fo”)吊臭？”

B：“有没有搞错？这个月第几次了？不对，因该是这个星期第几次了？”

C：“妈嗨,你们以为我想的么？ 你以为吊臭很林爽啊？过后得花钱跟时间来cool煲。。”

A：“最吊是明明不林顺，可是还得认错。 妈嗨啊，什么道理O？”

C：“酱激动搞林啊？我跟货子吊臭，又不是你。。。。”

B(吸口烟)：“唉。。。你不懂吗？他跟她没有了。”

C：“Huh,什么林O?, 昨天才看你们出看戏。。。。怎么会。。。。”

A(眼乏泪光)：“我也不清楚。。。可能昨晚看戏时没牵她的手。过后她就不采我了。今天突然跟我 分手”

B：“walau~~ 怎么了，看戏就好好看吧，牵林mieh?”

C:“阿B，你懂林mieh? 难怪现在还在打飞机。 女孩是酱的，不爽就不爽。。GY！阿A，那你打算怎样settle?”

A(很林威酱):“不林懂啊，不用吊她先。。。我才不信她有酱林潇洒”

B：“是mieh?...hihi..那刚才你在电话跟她猛say sorry 的是谁？ 吊。。。”

A：“刚才？有吗？”(装蒜)“er hum..对了，今天不是讲我得啦，不是要听阿C的事情吗？”

C(刚笑完)：“um..不就是那几样啦。。。整天都找事嘈，我已经让她很林多了。可是这次我死都不认错！” “妈的，那有人买一包面花整整两个小时啦？ 我只是说一句。。。你可以快点吗？买面不用酱久吧？”

A：“HUH！！ 难怪啦，她们Shopping时大林完的，你酱讲一定中！”

C：“是啦，然后她就回我。。。你很忙mieh? 赶时间就回家现啦！”

B：“然后你真的回吗？”

C：“阿B，还是那句。。。你真不了解女孩。。”

A：“不要吊B，然后呢？”

C：“然后可以怎样？ 就不讲话阿。 她故意放快步伐，很不甘愿酱。然后就大条lo...”

B：“有几林大条？”

C：“回家时就SMS我。。。说我伤害了她。。。我根本没有爱她。。跟我一起没有安全感。。。对我很失望。。。已经不止一次了。。她已经SIEN了，”

A：“为什么女人都是酱？没有别的吗？讲来讲出一样的台词。。。谁才sien啊？”

C：”重点是我叫她买面快一点罢了，可能语气放重了。。。可是也没有很过份阿？“

B：“你们讲到女人酱林可怕。。。我可还没拍拖，不要吓高我”

A：“有不行。。。。没有又不行。。真是有爱又恨，吊！”

C：“谁叫你多了一支棍？”

A：“GY。。。她们不能理智一点吗？至少想东西也要有LOGIC 吧？”

B：“可能就是因为缺少那支“逻辑棍”吧。。。

C：“逻辑棍？”

B：“哈哈，"logic-stick"!!!! haha!!!”

C:"hahahha!!! GY!!应该是，错不了！" yi... 谁的message响？

A：“我的。。。我得回去了，她叫我打包maggie goreng给她。”

C：“不是分手了吗？”

B：“刚才谁讲不要吊她先的？”

A(假装没听见)：“Bos, maggie goreng satu, kurang pedas ah... dan tolong cepat sikit!”

B:"其实并没有酱可怕啦，现在不是好了吗？ 可是真的还满善变的。"

C：“等你拍拖了才讲啦，仙家林！”

A&C：“吊~~~~~~”


以上故事并没有在影射任何人，请不要对号入座。 谢谢。

Dear "Dr" Khoo Teck Fei

Check this out!!
Since when i've been given such a fit title? I have no idea that i submitted a PHD's research paper. Apparently... u are reading a blog created by Dr Khoo Teck Fei who doin a research in MMU(Cyberjaya some more?!). YES.. that's me... Doctor Khoo, at least for the Prof. from this Kanagawa University from japan.

Ok, get real.. im just a struggling underachiever from MMU who is looking for help from this Proffessor from Japan. I did some research about my FYP and study one of his paper from IEEE, which... he published 11 years ago. AHhaha.. so after that i tried my luck by sending him a mail to request for further detail about his paper, hoping that he still alive, thankfully.. he is.

i never address myself as Dr Khoo Teck Fei in all the mails i've sent to him. Just wonder why he is assuming that im a PHD holder... The 1st thing in my mind was trying to explain to him that im not a Doc indeed... But then hey~ who knows one day i might become 1 myself~ haha!! so just let it be!

Eventually, he replied my mail and generously offer me his related papers. fuf~ this must be the luckiest day throughout acedemic life. Despite his tight schedule back in japan, he is willing post me his papers. Just hope that he din attach a receipt on it..haha.

And finally, i would like to take this oppotunity to compliment this Proffessor Yushiyoki Usami from Kanagawa Uniersity in japan for his generousity. U are really a great lecturer.. i wish all of the FET's lecturers could be as helpful as you are. Although ur ancestor kicked my ancestor's butt a lot, you got full respect from me.
Arigatou gosaimus(dun flame me if i spell this wrong)

发鲁酥！

想不出更好的标题。。。
再一次的证明自己脑袋的空白
好像身边所发生的事情都和自己无关(典型的大马“大学生”)
如果这里是一本日记簿，它会是一本无聊的日记。

最近在学习一种电脑程序语言，绞尽脑汁同时也领悟了一些事情。
生活在这个时代，有很多事情都是很模糊的。。
觉得自己总是很无助。。。可是却不清楚问题在哪里？
我一直认为现在有很多东西是多余的，
可是当这些东西都不在时，又觉得自己缺少了东西
矛盾。。。
书上写着人的基本需求是衣，食，住，行
现在已经不成立了。
科技使很多人慢慢退化。。。
商人让我们对物质的依赖越来越高。。。
钱把人们的满足感建上一个没有终点的路程。

现在有衣服穿的，
有饭吃的，
有车坐的，
有房子住的，都跑去自杀。
是否他们也缺少一些“多余”的东西？

为什么我们总是把简单的东西复杂化？
为什么我们会把身外物当成一种需要？
为什么有话不能好好讲，要通过一些连孔明也看不懂得电脑程序语言来表达？

my life is not interesting enough?

it has been a while since my previous post. No, i haven't giving up to blog, but the fact is... i found that my life isn't that interesting anyway. I dunno how some of the bloggers live their lifes, they seems to have endless intesting stuffs around them in their daily life. May be im not as sensitive to things that had been happening around me... or may be, im just a boring guy who living with a very pathetic lifestyle.
Actually i did have a lot of things to share in here, but then i was .. somehow.. din get the chance to really sit down and start blogging stuffs. May be this can be considered as a good point about my life in the past few days, bored, yet occupied.
hope there are more to come...

无聊。。。

这几天显得特别无聊，阿包竟然反常的没给功课我做， 其他的PROJECT 又好象没必要这么快开工，所以这几天都在做会老本行，废！
回看自己之前用华文写的部落，觉得立康讲得没错，自己的中文需要检讨检讨。一天到晚都在“好恋”自己的华语在UPSR得到A，看来我的水准没下降，同时也没有提升。
无聊的时候可以干些什么？
上网闲聊。。。跟网友比看谁较闷。
看台湾综艺节目。。。
拿着吉他乱弹。。。。
望去对面看看对面家的女儿有没又出来晒衣服。。。
赖在床上发白热梦。。。
看看国际新闻，假装很有内涵。。。
游览Frienster，看看有那个自恋狂又在摆“pattern”自拍(不是自拍，而是“摆pattern”,自拍)。
去隔壁房看housemate在干嘛，虽然是在“明知故看”。。。
在部落分享自己的无聊，然后浪费时间去想无聊时可做的事情。。。
唉，I upset all the M'sia peepou~! all the M'sia Ungcoul, im a damn fucking generation!!(please watch hongkong movie AV Girl).

My car or your car?

I slept at 5 in the morning yesterday, waking up early was certainly the last thing i wished to do. Too bad, one of my friend's car had a fratured tyre. Damn, was that has anything to do with me? Eventually, the pity friend of me decided to call me for some help... or to be literal, borrow my car(damn, din he learn how to change a tyre?). To be fair to him, he din know i went to bed late that morning, but then calling ppls like me at 8am isn't a nice idea at all(unless morning call from my gf) . Well, it has been a while since the last time i lent my car... but then thinking of how he took care of me when i was visiting his hometown, i promised to lend him my ferrari without having a second tot.

Well, that was only my feeling when he called me this morning(when i was only partially conciuos). The uneasiness was coz by the sleepiness, not by my friend. Ofcoz im happy to lend him my helping hand, im well known as a helpful person, didn't i? hihi. erhum... back to the point, i tend to loose myself easily when i dun get enuff of sleep, or being awaken in an anoying manner(apparently,unexpected phone calls). Guess is time for me to learn how to deal with it, before one day i wake up in the morning and found a corpse holding an alarm clock, lying beside my bed.
Despite the fact that im a Mr Yes to most of my frens, i actually turned down one of them before. To my defend, that thicky face fella wasn't closed to me at all, and in fact, he borrowed my car before and i actually did lend it to him once. But then, after 2 weeks... he called me and asked for my favor again. I could understand that my Toyota Corrola KE30 was simply irresistable, no one could get enuff of it... but what really pissed me off was the way he asked me.

Mr Thick Skin: "Halo, ah fee ah, im thick skin ah.."
me : "o, hey... what's up?"
Mr Thick Skin: " i wonder if u are goin anywhere with ur lovely car this weekend, coz im kind of wanna borrow it for one night."
me :"er... is friday night u know, i dun have plan yet, but im not sure about later. so i can't promise u now "
Mr Thick Skin:"ic, please la..."
me :"sorry la(damn.. need to apologize?), really can't help u this time, last time oredi lend u once right"
Mr Thick Skin:"yu.... come on la~ i really need it"
me :"Really can help you la, is friday night my fren, no one stays at home, every1 has some place to go"(sorry if offended some 1)
Mr Thick Skin:"Come on, is my sister Birthday wo.."(guan ngo l*$ si ah?)
me :".... really sorry la... i gtg. bye"

Damn it, what kind of food that his mom used to feed him? i never seen a thicker skin on any of the human face before!.. aiks.. sorry for being over reacted. Is a pleasure for us to help others, but then it really depends a lot on the situation(for me la). For the above case, the worse part is he actually used his sister's bd as the reason to pursue me?? OMG,gam du tak?If that could be an appropriate reason, imagine what will happen ....

hey, can u give me ur money?
why?
my sister Bd wo

Oi, give me ur chicken drumstick
dim gai?
today is my sister's Bd

hey man, give me 70% discount la!
W.H.Y?
(with pride)OMG, u dunno today is my sister's bd?

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